last day at Speakeasy. woot! a very loose transcript of my last call:

so where are you based? seattle WA ah thats a different scene out there all suits and clear nail polish IM IN CHICAGO the warehouse has five stories elevator broke and the man he took 2YEARS TO FIX IT i got a line on this maghogany paneling bought it for $40 sold it for thirty thousand THATS HOW YOU DO IT they stopped my truck carrying these explosive-proof lights thought i was carryin drugs haha but ITS ALL PERFECTLY LEGAL i was someone of authority they poisoned me lost my legs BECAUSE I KNEW TOO MUCH department of homeland would shut down my operation in 28DAYS if they wanted too man so nervous he couldnt lite his cigarette had no idea he was 3MILLION in debt said they could WIPE ME OUT whenever they wanted electromagnetic fields and i know a little something about city politics theyd never have let me do what i needed if they knew what i wanted had to replace every bit of that drywall THEY are selling old subs to the russian cartels can you believe the arrogance IM A LAWYER back in the day o had my servants my savants im a ladies man you know but now i CANT BEND MY BACK theyll have you on your knees if you dont keep an eye out change the passcode to WOLF ha THEY WONT SUSPECT screen every goddam call i dont care who it is find someone on the inside who we can trust AND THEN WELL GET SOME THINGS DONE

apropos of nothing, here’s this as well.

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