how’s the old heart today? oh just great fucker thanks so goddamn much for asking

DONT TRY TO FRONT A BROTHER WITH A HEART OF STEEL I GOTS CLANKITYCLANK I AIN’T EVEN USED now that we’ve gotten that out of the way i think it’s time we had sex SMILE AND NOD

don’t think this changes anything. mine didn’t come with any instructions either but you don’t hear me flappin on like a fuckin idiot about some secret pain that NO-ONE-IN-THE-HISTORY-OF-PAIN-HAS-EVER-FELT. get over YOUR GODDAMNSELF ALREADY thx.

[The camera whirs for another 20 seconds or so of awkward silence, then stops with a subdued click. The audience begins to file out almost immediately, looking more relieved than confused.]

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