well hello there. aren’t you a member of that species who managed to travel to the Moon? my my, wasn’t that something! what have you been up to since then? oh, i see. hm. well, don’t be too hard on yourself - it was a good run, old chap. i’m sure Management will understand. what’s that? well how kind of you, offering to train your replacement! you’re being a jolly good sport, all things considered. we’ll have to decline, of course; you understand the importance of a fresh start. out with the old, in with the new. it’d be a touch awkward, anyway, what with your habit of eating them these last few thousand years.
