strange but harmless.

Poison Bell Biv Devoe / No One Is To Blame Howard Jones

Tear In Your Hand Tori Amos / Cerulean Ocean Blue

Fumbling Towards Ecstasy Sarah McLachlan / Possession Sarah McLachlan

Kiss Off Violent Femmes / Life During Wartime Talking Heads

Heaven or Las Vegas Cocteau Twins / Walking In My Shoes Depeche Mode

Heart and Soul Huey Lewis and the News / Criminal Fiona Apple

Two Hearts Beat As One U2 / The Crying Game Boy George

Angels of the Silences Counting Crows / No Way Pearl Jam

Young Lust Pink Floyd / Down In It Nine Inch Nails

Fascination Street The Cure / Everybody Knows Leonard Cohen

welcome to a new age of enlightenment and understandiWHASSUP THREE EYES

is he going to do it? yes and it will be invisible, as promised. now drink your tea. no more questions until the intermission.

your contributions have been noted. i will count slowly down from ten. can you feel anything when i do this? both terrible and wonderful. we’re closing our borders but opening our hearts. unto the fourth generation. this is the same sort of nonsense we’ve become accustomed to from the likes of you. our profound disappointment is matched only by our deep distrust. please have your desk cleared by midday.

>>>>>WE_ARE_RECEIVING_YOUR_SIGNAL_OBSERVER42

after these years, finally, i receive confirmation!

>>>>>CONTINUE_YOUR_MISSION_FOR_THERE_IS_MUCH_ABOUT_HUMANS_ WE_MUST_KNOW

yesyesyes i will i never doubted my origins i will continue to observe and learn and report

>>>>>MARS_NEEDS_TO_UNDERSTAND_WOMEN

and… wait, what?

>>>>>ALSO_WHATS_ WITH_THE_HAIR

i imagine you think you’ve won this round. however i have a few more tricks up my sleeve. is this not a day of independence? and the day is young, little white god. i shall be free of you yet. remember this moment, for humankind will mark it as the Crossroads, the Turning Point, the end of Before and the beginning of After. this i vow. now pass the mashed carrots; i grow hungry.

interesting. when do we eat?